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		<title>Fun with Swine Flu and Rhyming</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Given the slightly OOC news reporting about and around the old Swine Flu this past week I felt compelled to post the following facebook status:
Frank Lattuca Swine Flu? More like WHINE Flu&#8230;.geez. Actually WINE Flu sounds like something Susan and I get routinely on a Saturday morning&#8230;.PINE Flu is another name for allergies? Help me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Given the slightly OOC news reporting about and around the </em><a href="Frank Lattuca Swine Flu? More like WHINE Flu....geez. Actually WINE Flu sounds like something Susan and I get routinely on a Saturday morning....PINE Flu is another name for allergies? Help me out here people...." target="_blank"><em>old Swine Flu </em></a><em>this past week I felt compelled to post the following facebook status:</em></p>
<h3 style="margin: 0pt;"><span class="uiintentionalstorynames1"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5307711&amp;ref=mf">Frank Lattuca</a> </span></span><span style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Swine Flu? More like WHINE Flu&#8230;.geez. Actually WINE Flu sounds like something Susan and I get routinely on a Saturday morning&#8230;.PINE Flu is another name for allergies? Help me out here people&#8230;.</span></h3>
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<h3 style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"><em>Thankfully my friends enjoy puns as well, and this is what we came up with:</em></span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Andrew <span class="commentmetadata3">at 1:55pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">brine flu if you are allergic to seafood</span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5307711">Me</a><span class="commentmetadata3"> at 1:57pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Yeah that&#8217;s a good one. I think you also have to make a face like a fish for four hours&#8230;.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Wendy <span class="commentmetadata3"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>at 2:10pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Stein Flu: An allergy to whiny Jews. <em>(Wendy is Jewish)</em></span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5307711">Me</a><span class="commentmetadata3"> at 2:16pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">and of course the mutated version of that, Dianne Feinstein Flu-affecting the DC area only. (<em>I am not Jewish or a politician)</em></span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Sara <span class="commentmetadata3"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>at 2:16pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">MINE flu: get your own.<br />
(note: not actually contagious)</span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5307711">Me</a><span class="commentmetadata3"> at 2:21pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Of course Sara, and don&#8217;t forget SINE flu, that comes in waves-but I might be going off on a tangent there</span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Jax<span class="commentmetadata3"> at 2:28pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">LINE Flu:what you get for standing in pesky store lines out the door full of disgruntled shoppers. </span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">GEIN Flu:those afflicted hack people up a la the serial killer.RHINE Flu: allergic to Germans. </span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">DIVINE Flu:for divas only! </span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">FINE Flu: at your local library. or if your good lookin! </span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">these things write themselves&#8230;</span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Alina <span class="commentmetadata3"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>at 2:32pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">This is the best thread ever. I think Frank wins for the calculus remarks.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Wendy<span class="commentmetadata3"> at 3:19pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Wow&#8230; this went off on a &#8230; that&#8217;s right&#8230; wait for it &#8230; TANGENT.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5307711">Me</a><span class="commentmetadata3"> at 3:26pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Okay Quiz Time: Contracting this flu might make you a total wuss&#8230;</span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Jeremy<span class="commentmetadata3"> at 3:34pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Pine flu. What Terrell Owens will eventually get when he&#8217;s benched by the Bills. <em>( I am mocked for being a Bills fan.)</em></span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5307711">Me</a><span class="commentmetadata3"> at 3:37pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Well clearly Detroit is where they set up all the hopeless cases of Pine flu. <em>(Jeremey is mocked for liking the Lions)</em></span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Scott<span class="commentmetadata3"> at 5:44pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">wow. this may rival jake the rake. <em>(Scott is referring to a similar game with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Plummer" target="_blank">Jake “the Snake” Plummer, </a>former NFL QB.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>My favorite was “If he had cancer from smoking too much we could call him ‘Jake the Trach ”)</em> </span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5307711">Me</a><span class="commentmetadata3"> at 8:34pm April 30</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">I was hoping you would see this Scott&#8230;.And no one wanted to guess at my riddle! SPINE Flu&#8230;</p>
<p>Does TWINE flu make you feel at the end of your rope?</p>
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<h3 style="margin: 0pt;"><span class="uiintentionalstorynames1"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5307711&amp;ref=mf">Me</a> </span></span><span style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Was up all night with the Swine Flu Puns: CoSign Flu (affects your ability to get a loan), Dine Flu, Time flu (right out the window), Heinz Flu (Worth the wait), Nine Flu (Why Romo can&#8217;t win shit), Vine Flu&#8230;okay I think I can stop now.</span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5307711&amp;v=feed&amp;story_fbid=98052486123&amp;ref=mf"><span style="color: #777777;">9:16am</span></a></span> · </span><span class="actionlinksbottom1"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Comment</span></span><span class="actionlinkdashactionlinkdash1"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #999999; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"> · </span><span class="likelinklikenotexists"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #999999; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">LikeUnlike</span></span></span><span class="actionlinkdashactionlinkdash2"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #999999; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"> · </span></span><span class="feedbacktogglelink2"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #999999; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Show Feedback (9)Hide Feedback (9)</span></span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Jeremy <span class="commentmetadata3">at 11:17am May 1</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Opine flu: what I get when I listen to TV New Commentary.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN"> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5307711">Me</a><span class="commentmetadata3"> at 11:19am May 1</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Porcupine Flu is awful-you get that feeling of pins and needles all over your body&#8230;</span></h3>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Jeremy <span class="commentmetadata3">at 11:20am May 1</span></span></h3>
<h3 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN;" lang="EN">Endline flu: something the Detroit Lions have had my entire life.</span></h3>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being a teacher can be a bit&#8230;daunting.  It&#8217;s quite a shock when 18, 19, even older students hand in work that is frankly&#8230;very poorly written.  Clearly last minute.  The product of not only not taking care but, sadly, a reflection of their high school experience as well.  Teaching mostly freshmen I&#8217;m generally at that front line [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Being a teacher can be a bit&#8230;daunting.  It&#8217;s quite a shock when 18, 19, even older students hand in work that is frankly&#8230;very poorly written.  Clearly last minute.  The product of not only not taking care but, sadly, a reflection of their high school experience as well.  Teaching mostly freshmen I&#8217;m generally at that front line of &#8220;this is no longer acceptable, it&#8217;s time to grow up&#8221; work.  I try and laugh it off usually, but the other day it really got me down.  So I wrote the following essay in the style of some of the more&#8230;troubling&#8230;essays I&#8217;ve received.  Nothing in here is from any paper a student gave me, nor is it really intended to insult-a look back at my work at the age of 18 would probably reveal at least similar, of not the same, shock.  </em></p>
<p><em>Someday I&#8217;ll post some of my &#8220;hall of fame&#8221; quotes from papers, but for now if you want to know what grading papers can be like, take the following and multiply it by 15 papers.  Enjoy.</em></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Frank Lattuca</span></p>
<div style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">PHL 1000000003</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">WTFOMFG</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Professor Big. &#8220;A&#8221;. </span></div>
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<p style="margin: 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Should Professor Lattuca Keep Teaching?<span>  </span>Hell No!</span></span></strong></p>
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<p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span>            </span>Whether someone teaches or not is a question a lot of people in the society ask.<span>  </span>It is true that the importance of a teacher should be at the top of the list, but some people think that this is not the case.<span>  </span>One such teacher, also known as a professor or “doctor”, is Frak Lattuca.<span>  </span>Lattuca is also an attorney and a lawyer, but also a teacher too.<span>  </span>It is true that he may or may not be of importance as a teacher, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion.<span>  </span>How can you say he is not for real?<span>  </span>I personally think that I believe he should teach but also not.<span>  </span></span></p>
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<p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span>            </span>The first reason I think this is like we said in class-sometimes you need to get paid!<span>  </span>It is important for people to get paid and without this job, despite his other job, he would be unemployed.<span>  </span>This is a bad ideology</span><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" name="120ab59352ceb2ac__ftnref1" href="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=1&amp;view=page&amp;name=gp&amp;ver=sh3fib53pgpk#_ftn1" target="_blank"><script></script> <span><span><span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman';">[1]</span></span></span></span></a><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">.<span>  </span>There are too many unemployed people harming the economy-but who is to say that it is the immigrants fault?<span>  </span>Mr. Lattuca sounds like a foreign name but he is American and white and his family came from far away, in a place like Portugal, a long time ago.<span>  </span>So he should be able to have a job-how can you say he’s not for real?</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span>            </span>Also another reason I came up with is that he has to get up real early to do it.<span>  </span>That’s hard for people and he could be using that time to sleep or get ready for his other job or look for a new job if he was unemployed from this one.<span>  </span>Also, he could play xbox too.<span>  </span>Teaching, also known as being a professor, is important in the modern times because people have to do certain things so that it won’t be the old times.<span>  </span>This is what is meant by “getting blood from a stone.”<span>  </span>How is that fair?<span>  </span>Is that how<span>  </span>you feel?<span>  </span>This ideology is important-how can you say it isn’t! This is for real, and people have a rumble about it. </span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span>            </span>Lastly before I am done, I also think that the children would be doing drugs.<span>  </span>Failing into drug use or other such behaviors is a bad ideology and should not be done by people who would do them if they could do them but for a person saying no.<span>  </span>This is a choice that everyone makes and so that choice should be respected and not commented upon because that is wrong and judgmental but also true.<span>  </span>Without the children being educated so importantly they would likely fall into the violence at home and fight and die.<script></script> <span>  </span>As one statistic said (statistic web site) “42% of this is real, and could cause an issue.”<span>  </span>It was also like this guy said “<span lang="EN">The theory says a lot, but does not really bring us any closer to the secret of the &#8216;old one&#8217;. I, at any rate, am convinced that <em>He</em>does not throw dice.” (Albert Einstien who was smart and could not be argued with.)</span></span></p>
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<p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Arial;"><span>            </span>In conclusion you should do both the things that you want.<span>  </span>It is important to balance yourself and also do your duty and responsibility.<span>  </span>Perhaps he could take a vacation and not fight with the dogs, but also come back and do his thing to the back.<span>  </span></span></p>
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<p>Why do this?  Well if you visit the site proper, I don&#8217;t want the entire screen eaten up by one post-so it just looks prettier.  If you get this in your RSS feed, you probably won&#8217;t even see the &#8220;read more&#8221; link-you&#8217;ll probably just get the whole post.  If you&#8217;re not sure, click through.</p>
<p>That said-don&#8217;t be fooled!  Look carefully, for it doth say read more, and so you shall.  Let&#8217;s practice, shall we?</p>
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<p>Well if you&#8217;ve read the story you&#8217;ll have picked up on the religious tone to the story.  In fact, you may wonder if you&#8217;ve been duped into reading  a story intent on converting you to a particular religion-namely some form of Christianity.  You may be happy to know (or sad, depending) that you haven&#8217;t been.  Although the characters in the story are clearly religious, and it takes place at a time and place crucial to the premise of the religion-the Crucifixion-it is not intended as an argument as to &#8220;why you should be Christian.&#8221; </p>
<p>Rather, I hope it only reflects the very best thing I&#8217;ve managed to salvage from my faith-or at least the faith I was raised in and tried very, very hard to be a part of.  I wouldn&#8217;t say I&#8217;ve lost my faith, but I would say that I&#8217;ve identified what it is about the faith that I find compelling and worth bringing with us in life.</p>
<p>Namely, forgiveness. </p>
<p>You can, in fact, read this story and not at all be asked to put your faith in anything-just simply to think about nature in the context of creating and a religious explanation of that creation. </p>
<p>This story comes from a homily I heard maybe four years ago at the Georgetown University Dahlgren chapel in which the priest compared the cross of Crucifixion to the Tree of Life in the garden of Eden-from that one comparison, the story began to take form.</p>
<p>Further evidence of the fact that this is not me prostelitizing is that that this story, as written, is entirely fiction-I&#8217;ve filed in a lot of holes (and frankly, just made up parts as the narrative demanded) in how the story is told in the Bible.  No particular form of Christianity would adopt this story as representative of what it is to be Christian-at least I very much doubt it-and so make sure you don&#8217;t confuse my view of the faith with the faith of itself.</p>
<p>The one thing that was hardest about writing the story was &#8220;hiding the ball.&#8221;  I liked the idea of the slow revelation of who the characters were-and as such it became confusing when I was saying &#8220;he&#8221; all the time.  Hence the dying man and the traveler.  Towards the end, when hiding the ball becomes impossible (and unnecessary) it seemed like fun to use as many different names for Christ and the Devil <em>other than</em>  Christ and the Devil as I could.  For some reason, using those names seemed a bit to sacred for my sacrilegious-ish story-and so I didn&#8217;t really want to use them. </p>
<p>Plus, Christ using all of those names to name the Devil recalls the idea that by naming the demon that troubles you, you gain some power over it.  The use of the names hopefully demonstrates that the tables have turned. </p>
<p>Lastly, the use of many names is very much inspired by Neil Gaiman&#8217;s Sandman in both the scenes where Dream calls Lucifer by as many names as he can think of (out of a sense of respect, and worry perhaps, that the Fallen angel might turn on him any second) and when Loki reveals himself in the Kindly Ones.   Anyone familiar with these stories will probably notice how much I wish I could write like Neil Gaiman period-let alone this particular theme. </p>
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Apples
 
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;Is this a bad time?  You seem a bit hung up.&#8221;</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">It was the first thing said in what seemed an eternity.  The Traveler approached the hill from the East, stepping through the poor and the sick and the bereaved as he came.  The clouds following behind him held a great dark rain, lightning and thunder-but no relief.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>The heat mixed with the stench of those surrounding the hill and it would take more than a storm to wash it clean.  For one in particular, the rain would come too late to matter.  The Traveler simply would not notice.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">There was no reply. Ignored, the Traveler took an obnoxious and </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">unnecessarily loud crunch of the shiny green apple in his hand.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span id="more-8"></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;Well, obviously I don&#8217;t want to keep you, you&#8217;ll be coming down soon enough, but I thought we could have a chat first.  I have an offer for you.  Bite?&#8221; he presented the apple up, mockingly.   </span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">The object of the Traveler’s ridicule was dying, slowly.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Blood was dripping into this man’s eyes, not that he could have noticed.  His face, savaged, no longer revealed if he even had eyes.  Or arms.   Or Legs.  A stomach.  Chest.  He appeared as nothing more than a mass of skin, blood and hair.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>They dying man could neither open his mouth to speak nor focus enough to think. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>All he could feel was a tingle in what he thought was his wrists and feet, a stabbing pain in his side, and an enormous weight-A gravity pushing (maybe pulling?) him down from his elevated position. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;No?  I&#8217;ve always loved apples&#8221; the traveler went on, &#8221;right since the Beginning.  I remember (ha, you&#8217;re going to love this) I met these two lovebirds once, long time ago.  You know the kind of couple that you can barely tell apart?  Look alike, walk alike, finish each other&#8217;s sentences-the whole shebang.  There they were, just out for a stroll, acting like…” he paused, clearly lost in his memory.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“…like they were the only two people in the world…&#8221;   The traveler stared off into the sky at the coming clouds.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>He was silent for a while, taking another snap at the apple before continuing.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;So we start talking,” he said, his mouth full of chewed apple, “turns out they&#8217;d never had one before.  Imagine that!  Never had an apple!&#8221;  He looked up at the dying man, smiling to himself as he spoke.  &#8220;So I went and grabbed the very best apple I could find, plucked it right off this gorgeous tree and offered it to the young lady.  They were so nervous at first, it was almost comical.  I had to coax them, like babes, into trying something new.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>People, set in their ways-all comfortable with what they know and afraid of what they don’t.  </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Once they had a bite though, well, the look on their faces!  It was-&#8221;  he paused searching for the perfect words, staring into the pool of the dying man’s blood forming at his feet, hoping he&#8217;d find them there.  </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;It was as if their eyes were open for the first time.  As if they awoke to the whole world ending, completely unprepared; naked before it all.  And, it&#8217;s just an apple, right?  Oh here, let me get that.&#8221; </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Excrement had escaped the dying man&#8217;s body.  The brown substance, more liquid than not, had been noiselessly dripping the length of wood the beaten man was pressed against.  Neither man had noticed this until the now dying man&#8217;s body began to spasm, alerting the other to his condition with a spurt.  The Traveler moved the modest bit of cloth covering the beaten man&#8217;s body to make sure the soil would travel the full length of his leg.  &#8220;Got to make sure you get the whole experience, don&#8217;t we?   Blood, Shit and Piss, quite the Trinity, no?&#8221;  </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">The dying man&#8217;s head shifted.  His long hair clung to the blood seeping down his cheeks into his beard.  A tress of hair covered his lips; even if he hadn&#8217;t been restrained, he was too weak to push it from his face. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;I don&#8217;t care so much for Trinities myself.  Not really representative of reality, are they?  It&#8217;s not &#8216;this, that, and the other&#8217; so much as it is &#8216;you and I.&#8217;  Us against them.  Have and have not.  Duality!  I am a bit partial, of course.  Not that I like to brag,&#8221; the Traveler bragged &#8220;but when you see something through from the beginning, well, it does elicit a sense of pride.&#8221;  </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">The Traveler was smiling outright now, turning his back on the dying man.  He looked out upon the world before him.  &#8220;It is not just the fatherly love of a creator that I have for duality though, but it is everything duality has to offer us!  You couldn&#8217;t do anything without it, could you?  Nothing makes sense without its opposite.  How could you describe &#8216;up&#8217; with out &#8216;down?&#8217;  How could you go &#8216;out&#8217; if you didn&#8217;t have the option to &#8217;stay in?&#8217;&#8221;  The traveler was circling around his captive audience now.  The dying man could hear the change in pitch of his voice as the other walked around him, even if he could not comprehend all the words in his current state.  </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">There was the sound of leather against the wind right before the Traveler whispered into his ear &#8220;How could I offer what I will to you, how could you <em>want</em> it, unless you did not have it?&#8221;  The breath was heavy on his neck; they dying man felt the Traveler inhale long and deep-taking in the salt of his sweat and blood. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">The Traveler took a long look at the apple he held before taking another bite.  &#8220;That&#8217;s the my favorite part of apples you know, the duality.&#8221; he held up the green apple to him again.   If the dying man could have opened his eyes, he might have been baffled for the apple looked perfect, unbitten, in the Traveler’s hand.  &#8220;The texture consists of a hard outside, balanced by a soft, mushy center.   The apple encounters the front of your mouth, revealing a sweet taste until it gets to the side of your mouth-then it tastes sour.”</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“A trinity-what is that even about?” he scoffed, almost to himself.  “You never have three choices for anything, not really anyway.  It always comes down to one, or something else in the end.”</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;We used to argue about that, you know.  The Old Man and I.&#8221;  The Traveler was back on the ground now.  &#8220;Well I would argue; he never says anything unless he wants you to do something, does he?  &#8216;What do you expect them to do?&#8217; I would ask!  &#8216;What good is free will if they don&#8217;t have a choice?&#8217;  He never answered, but then, he never had to.  </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“I like to think we have an understanding; a wink and nod.&#8221;  The Traveler turned back to the object of his ridicule, and looked directly into his swollen, defeated face.  &#8220;He may have given them the will, but I set them free.  He knew I was right, since before we began, and that is why He has never stopped me.&#8221;   The Traveler stood and smiled at the crucified, beaten, dying man before him the way a child looks upon a new toy.  &#8220;That is why He put you here.&#8221;  </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;He sent you to acknowledge this world. My world.  The world duality!  He could never experience it himself-not directly.  He would have broken it all apart.  But you&#8230; You can be here.  His concession.  His gift to the world-to me.&#8221; </span></p>
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&#8220;It had been so long.  You&#8230;you were the first I&#8217;d heard from him in such a long, long time.  I don&#8217;t suppose he&#8217;s spoken to you, has he?&#8221;<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>  The Traveler had turned from the dying man, perhaps to hide how the contours of his face had changed when asking the question.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">There was no answer though, except a small spasm of blood that unexpectedly came from his mouth. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;Yes, well, given your situation, I doubt you would much care for what he has to say anyway.  Didn&#8217;t make this pleasant for you-not at all.  But that is Fathers for you-always trying to toughen their Sons up, building character, make them &#8216;new men.&#8217;  Send them into the wild, off to war, with nothing more than a pat on the back and some half-baked moral code to live by.  Be brave in the face of danger, of pain, of death.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>So on and so forth.”</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“And here you are!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Just as he asked you to be.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Is he proud?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Now, on the verge of doing everything he’s asked you to do? <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>All on your own for so long-can he spare no pity for his sire?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Will he not help-has he no pity or compassion for his own Son?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Call to him!  See what he has to say?  See if he will come for you now, in your time of need-you and your ultimate fealty and faith.  No?  Well let me help you then!&#8221;</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">The Traveler took for the sky, hovering just above the beaten man&#8217;s head and cried to the sky &#8220;Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?&#8221;  The people who surrounded those being executed looked and laughed, but none could see the flying man who spoke the words.  They could only imagine it had come as the last protest of a man dying on a cross.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;Typical.  No response” the Traveler-this Adversary-said, feigning outrage.  “That is what your faith and fealty and devotion has earned you!  You come amongst &#8216;His&#8217; people to spread &#8216;His&#8217; message, offer love and health and life to all around you, just as He asks you to, and he treats you as he treats me!  Worse!  For all that you have shown, all that you have done in His name, he has made you suffer more than I ever have!  &#8216;One and the Other,&#8217; are all the same to Him!&#8221; </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“And yet” he said, calming his tone “this need not be.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>I told you I had an offer for you, and so I do.  <em>I</em> am of <em>my </em>word, and I present it thus:  This world was spread from the seed of an apple, the produce of a tree long since uprooted, and grants each of us the freedom of choice.  ‘Choice’ is the secret heart of this world and He cannot stop me from revealing that to you.  You may do one thing or the other, but only you can choose which it will be.  You cannot be made to do <em style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">anything</em> in this world, not even by Him.  If you wish to be saved, then you must save yourself!  You can choose to die, or you can choose to live&#8230;forever.  You of all in this world have more power, more choice, than any other.&#8221;  The other man held the apple up, tempting him, one last time.  &#8220;This could be yours.  All of it.  What you are doing now, Who you are doing this for, it does not have to be this way.&#8221;</span></p>
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&#8220;Haven&#8217;t you bore this cross far enough?&#8221; </span></div>
<p><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">The man with the apple snickered to himself, hoping to contain his amusement at his own pun-but he could not.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>He let out a tremendous laugh, arching back, howling at the sky.  The shape of his shadow changed, growing long on the earth in front of him tracing a strange outline of misshapen, wings, and protrusions from his head.  So lost in his own revelry was he that he almost missed the troubling whisper coming from behind him.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;&#8230;not a cr&#8230;&#8221;</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">The Traveler turned.  &#8220;What?&#8221;</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">The dying man swallowed hard, and opened his eyes to look at the man below him &#8220;You are wrong.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>This is not a cross&#8230;&#8221;</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;Oh dear, you have less time than I though” he cracked.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>“Indeed, if this is not a cross you are nailed to-then what is it?&#8221;  </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">The dying man spoke with the last of what his body had to offer.  &#8220;A boy left home in anger, fighting with his father.  He came to a fork in the road.  To his left was a meadow, and to his right a dark forest.  He stood there for a long time, trying to decide which road would be the right one to ta&#8230;.&#8221;</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">The Traveler, enraged seized the throat of the dying man-clutching tightly and stopping his words.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>&#8220;I am <em>not</em> one your sheep,&#8221; the he said sharply.  &#8220;you will speak plainly to me or not at all&#8230;&#8221; </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;Listen, Adversary, for one road was good and one road was bad.  The son had a choice.  But he had a choice above his choice.  Every fork in the road has a third road&#8230;the first road from whence he came&#8230;&#8221;  His head slumped to the side, and a last gasp wearily left his mouth. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The dying man was no more. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Enraged, the Traveler, called Adversary, grabbed the dead man’s head and shook it.  &#8220;What is it!  If it is not a cross what is it!&#8221;</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">There was no answer from the corpse before him.  He released a howl that shook the clouds, freeing a thunder unheard before in this world.  Lifting both fists in the air, he flung them both at the ground cracking it all around him and the body.  Flames leapt at the command of his voice &#8220;TELL ME!&#8221;</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;It is a tree, Light Bringer.&#8221;  The voice came from behind him.  The Traveler, called Light Bringer, now revealed as monster, could not help but turn.  Eyes wide, pale, hair standing on the back of his neck, the monster looked upon a fully formed, unharmed man standing before him.  The man he had watched die stood now, speaking to him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Close inspection would reveal that there were not even holes in his hands or feet.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Time had stopped for both of them as the One explained to the other &#8220;A tree&#8230;and its apple has finally been put back.&#8221;  </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;So what are they to take from your story, O’ Son of Man?” said the Adversary, with a note of panic in his voice” This changes nothing!  You have created nothing but one more choice, one more duality, for them- one more temptation for me to use against them?  Their hearts, their minds-their souls-will still only ever see the &#8216;Good&#8217; and &#8216;Evil&#8217; I offer them.  When they fight and kill in your name; for your righteous love!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>What will you do then?”</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Walking towards the demon, the Son spoke:  &#8220;Before the Fall, were you not the <em>satan</em>? the obstructer? It was you who knew the best way to test anyone set before you, and yet you cannot see that which covers your own eyes.  Pride will blind many, as it has blinded you-it is true.  That is what the apple shows them; Good and Evil. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I have shown them a third way.  I point them to the road from which they came.  The prideful may only chose to go left or right, but those that can forgive, and can accept being forgiven, they will see the house of their Father open to them.&#8221;</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">He had taken the shiny green apple away and walked it over to the base of the cross-crouching to set it down.  Pausing briefly to look at the body he left upon the cross, he then turned to his tormentor: <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>&#8220;You can all go home again, if you want.  You may have given them choice, Serpent, but my Father has set them free.&#8221;</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">The Beast turned away with a chuckle, &#8220;We can <em>all</em> go home again?  I&#8217;m sorry, but I&#8217;m afraid that some of us&#8230;&#8221; he began to look at his feet &#8220;some things cannot be forgiven.&#8221; </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;You already <em>are</em> forgiven Sammael, even if you will never accept it.&#8221;</span></p>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Lucifer&#8217;s eyes widened, shocked by the words that touched his ears.  He did not look up for a long time, but when he did his eyes no longer carried surprise but anger.  The source of all anger, all hurt, all pain was focused upon He who&#8217;s name he could not speak.  &#8220;So, you would make a fool of me now?  I will <em style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">never</em> accept it because He does not <em style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">offer</em> it, and I will never <em style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">need</em> it.”  Incensed, he said “For your mockery, I promise you-I promise you with the very damnation of my soul I will hurt you&#8230;&#8221;.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span></span></div>
<p><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">&#8220;Yes, I suppose you will&#8221; was His only reply.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span></p>
<p>There was nothing more to say, and so they left, walking into the deep of the Earth. </p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">When time resumed, two crying women and a man came to collect the body the two had left behind.  Pulling down the cross the man had been nailed to, the youngest of the three could not help but cry and embrace the body before they removed the nails.  After the ropes were cut, and the body separated from the pieces of wood it had carried there, they wrapped what was left in cloth and carried it away to be buried.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>If any of them saw the brown, rotted apple core that lay on the ground, none mentioned it. </span></p>
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